Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.

Winston Texas windmilled me last night

by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020

Texas Hold'em

Getting a handjob from a TX girl.

Person 1: What'd you do last week?
Person 2: I got a Texas Hold'em from the new girl.

by Littlegirl99999 November 20, 2020

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 2, 2020

Texas 50

When 50 men all facefuck a country girl, simultaneously cumming to create a bigass Bukkake, which the girl must mix with Siracha Sauce and ranch dressing before chugging the whole thing

Cowboy 1" Damn bro did you hear bout last night?"
Cowboy 2"Nah brother, what happened?"
Cowboy" Samantha let some guys give her the Texas 50, and it was fucking great to jack it too!"

by thicc_badonkadonks July 8, 2020

Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 9, 2020

Texas Lorax

"The trees cant be harmed if the Lorax is armed"

The Lorax gettin out the 12 gauge.

Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.

by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.

I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017