Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Tear awd

Blue plastic contempo vacuum cleaner, off-roading in 2007 hilux

I went tear awding in Toowong today; I used the tear awd to clean up my mess

by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025

Tear out her wings

When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.

Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.

by poobah597 March 18, 2019

Tears of Tragedy

best band ever so real

I love Tears of Tragedy

by ezcema October 21, 2023

Republican Tears

Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”

Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears

by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”

by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023