Server Tax

The moral obligation or propensity of servers to redistribute a large portion of their income to other servers through excessive tipping.

Friend: "Wow, why did you tip him so much?!"
Server: "It's my moral obligation as a server - my server tax. It will come back around."

by WordManFlyInAnyWeather July 27, 2010

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wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

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pretty tax

MC made it up

That girl has the pretty tax for sure

by dumbcraponline December 28, 2023

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pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 07, 2025

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property tax control

Property tax control

It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022

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