Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.

Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!

by Tippd_off January 8, 2021

Tax

Tax means take something off someone or you’d want something

I’ll tax that t-shirt off you

by lw210104 January 16, 2021

Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it

“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”

by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021

Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

by Snideytown February 2, 2021

Tax

The legal way that government steal money.

Hands up! This is a legal robbery, pay me your tax.

by jJukes February 2, 2021

Stupid tax

The cost associated with making bad decisions.

The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.

by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 2, 2021

Defy Tax

A tax paid with channel points by a twitch streamer known as DefyJ. While he is a dictator, we pay tax to talk in the stream. Its essentially a poor mans "Subscriber only mode".

1: Fu*k me bro, saved all my points just to pay shitty Defy tax..

by DefySucksBalls February 9, 2021