Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 09, 2015

Take the Plug

Take the Plug means to take the plug out of someone's life support,
a.k.a kill that person

Dad: "I heard John almost died in a car accident"
Mom: "Let's go Take the Plug"

by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018

Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018

take a billy

Take a hot shit

Hey I am going to take a billy.

by Take a billy September 01, 2020

Take a break!

The thing that Eliza told Alexander to do but he didnt listen.

Well he never gon' be president now

Eliza: Take a break! and get away run away with us for the summer let's go upstate!

Alex: Um no

Also Alex: THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

by KawaiiWolfAnime July 18, 2019

Take a break

Take a kit kat bar

Man I'm tired

Take a break. Take a kit kat bar

by I_am_your_gay_mom February 14, 2019

Taking the slide

Exiting a job in a grand fashion, in a manner that conveys contempt for the industry one has left. Based on the flight attendant who told a plane of passengers where to go before opening the plane door, deploying the slide and jumping.

I'm not going to resign quietly. I'm totally taking the slide! I'm telling the whole boardroom off, then leaving with my middle finger in the air!

by snoofs88 September 10, 2010