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Triple T

AKA the Top Turd Tiger

A sexual act that involves taking a dump on your girlfriend's head, then jumping off the bed and knocking the turds off her head with your ballsack, similar to a tiger knocking a poacher off the top of an elephant in India.

The technique is as follows:

Girlfriend gets down on all fours on the floor

Take a dump on girl friend's head

Get a running start and jump off of the bed and onto the girlfriend's head while trying to knock the turd off her head with your ballsack.
Man, last night Tenacious -E- nailed his girlfriend with the Triple T.
by BA Baracus August 4, 2006
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T-Mobile

a cell phone company that makes the sidekick, a pimpin 2 way
T-Bone's T-Mobile Sidekick iz da shit man!
by cmc November 23, 2004
mugGet the T-Mobilemug.

T-Rexing

When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.
Keven got so drunk last night he started T-Rexing.
by FreqHopMaster March 11, 2009
mugGet the T-Rexingmug.

T Pain

1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.

2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.

2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
mugGet the T Painmug.

T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.
Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!
by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018
mugGet the T-Tardmug.

long T

A long t-shirt that may go down to your knees, a long shirt in the form of a T. Mainly black males wear these types of shirts in the hip hop style.
by Lolly Magnet September 19, 2006
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Pre-T

1) Pre-transition
2)Pre-testosterone.

3) Pre teenager.
1) Sam Collins has made videos about his transition, starting when he was still pre-t
2) Sam Collins' voice is so different when he was pre-t versus now.
3) Look at all these horny pre-ts who want to fuck literally everything
by Thereal606 March 5, 2018
mugGet the Pre-Tmug.

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