Spank

adj. A word for cool, amazing, or bro that is used by many black people and Dominic Neville

Synonyms: bro, awesome, chill

Antonyms: gay, boring, Aaron Purcell

Jim: "Holy shit thats sweet!"
Bob: "No, its chill"
Pat: "No........ Its spank"

by asswholeman October 13, 2010

spank'd

beat, used in an expression after a race, and/or competition

that street race was sweet, but you got spank'd

by Mike tha Dyke September 28, 2003

Spank Tank

The gauge that measures how many things a child can do before taking an ass-beating.

A mother's Spank Tank was overflowed when her son spit at her in anger. This action was immediatly followed by a spanking with the iron palm of fury.

by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Spank Bank

A Sperm Bank

She went to the spank bank to have a child.

by CowboyBeaux March 12, 2009

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spankin' it

When you have not popped your cherry and your fishing from the park.

Stu-Harrison have you popped your cherry?
Harrison-no
Stu-Harrison your spankin' it!

by James Bohn April 29, 2011

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018