Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018

Splash And Dash

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.

Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!

by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009

Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 28, 2019

Splack

Someone who is of combined heritage: hispanic and black. It's a portmanteau of the words "Spanish" and "Black" to form "Splack". Ironically, half the time they seem like neither. They may or may not use stereotypes of both cultures and combine them to form an Ultimate Minority. The term is meant in a humorous and non-racist way.

"Yeah, I'm half Spanish, half Haitian. Splack. It's easier to remember."

"By being Splack, I am a serious threat to the chicken population."

by J-Bug August 6, 2009

splatter

To scatter or splah water or any type of liquid.

After Katie decided to splatter juice on Elizabeth's expensive coat Elizabeth sued Katie for one hundred dollars.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

splatter

to kinda 'go everywhere'
go in every direction...

the paint splattered all over me

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

Splash

a big shit that you struggle to push out, and when it finally ejects out of your ass it makes a spalsh so big it hits your ring piece and can be heard for miles.

thought i was constipated, but just had a splash...its all good.

by dumpmaster9 July 7, 2011