Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk
by Bigppman69 March 01, 2020
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killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.
I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
by Allsorties July 19, 2017
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Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.
Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.
by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010
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jelly spider pancake

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.
"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"
by idk man red kinda sus October 06, 2020
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Curry spider phenomenon

When around 400 spiced curry coated spiders crawl up a vagina hole
The curry spider phenomenon is happening in my v-jj right now matty crawl up inside mmib
by Curry mister December 20, 2016
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Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.
by Scott the Anchor baby September 15, 2021
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Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.
"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"
by EAZY SHADY October 11, 2022
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