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santa

a fat guy in a tight red suit who breaks in to your house every year and doesn't get caught.
oh yeah I know him that fat guy who commits break and entry SANTA
by king._.george October 14, 2020
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Santa Margarita Swag

Referring to Drakes song The Motto when Drake says"We got Santa Margarita by the liter".
Jim-Bro u got Santa Margarita Swag

Bob-Thanks bruh
by Drizzyyy June 12, 2012
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Santa

n. In reference to a form of nicotine, typically a disposable vape. Derived from "St. Nicholas" as a word play on "nicotine".
Person 1: Is Santa coming today to give me a present?
Person 2: Stop feinding bruh, I only got a few puffs left.
Person 1: Surely? Mad invite
by qbriel March 30, 2025
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Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
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Secret Santa

Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.
by littlebigx July 20, 2019
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Santa

An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021
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