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Ham and Salmon pasty

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty
by Mojomoon August 10, 2017
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slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is
Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it
by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018
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Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”
by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
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Sunny Day Lacey's salon

by 22323w April 29, 2019
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spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019
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Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.
Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon
by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020
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Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
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