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Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.
The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.
by Dont Ask... Man March 2, 2010
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back salad

A thick layer of curly hair on a the back of a man, usually spotted at the beach or other shirtless venues. Resembles a black noodle salad.
"Did you see that back salad at the beach?"

"I just couldn't take it anymore, his back sald was all over the sheets."
by Hetha April 4, 2007
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fruit salad

its not an Ethiopian condom
Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"
by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016
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Russian Salad

Three different brands of vadka.
Either all mixed together or taken one after the other in quick succession
Guy 1: Dude you were so smashed last night, what happened?
Guy 2: I dont know, last thing i remember is having a Russian Salad.
by 1n5(0)Mn1A March 7, 2011
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toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.
That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.
by David Gross April 27, 2004
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side salad

A more covert way of describing a "pop over", which is a bra or top so tight on the breasts that the cleavage puddles and pops over the top of the bra. Enough of the breast to peak interest, like a salad, but it's not the main course.
Look at the side salad on her. Her bra must be tired!
by Darkspyder July 11, 2009
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Nug Salad

In terms of marijuana, when you take the last nug out of your sacks and put them together in the same container. The resulting mix of nugs is a "nug salad".
Stoner 1: Look at my nug salad Stoner 2!
Stoner 2: Nice nug salad Stoner 1 you must have 20 strands.
by WhosCheefed December 14, 2005
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