rubbing out the kids

Another term for masturbating!

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.

by assographer March 2, 2018

Sympathy rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm, back ect. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used foe apolagising too

A sympathy rub is what u give someone that needs to be shown remorse or pitty. It expresses such feelings to someone without having too much contact (like a hug)

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018

Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫

Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
#bella
#cum

by KityLover November 14, 2017

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

Rubbing Wheels

When two males are having a 3 way with a female counterpart during vaginal and anal penetration, both males genitals collide during the action of thrusting.

"Whoa, Steve, we just rubbing wheels right now!"

"I know John, that was mad as!"

by tommyt-bone December 29, 2015

Hub Rub

The act of rubbing your dick raw because you jerked off to Pornhub too much

My buddy was in quarantine for Covid and got a nasty case of hub rub so he probably shouldn’t bang until he’s healed up!

by Rtpnfk September 25, 2022