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Spit Roast

This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)
by TristanClark June 2, 2010
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Roast Beef

A cooter that is gunned out. A vagina that is of the loose state, one that which you can fit more than 4 digits in.
That bitches snatch was roast beef.
by justin cantwell May 3, 2004
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national roast meghan day

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it
Meghan looks like a shark

National roast Meghan day
by Meghansuckssss December 5, 2017
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Roast Beefies

by MrWiseGuy! May 27, 2009
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Roast

Roast, Roasted, Roasted
A verb, noun and a adjective

The word roast can be defined as a insult which cause the other homo sapiens nearby to go “OOOOHHHH ROASTED"Roast is commonly used by the kids like Jake paul or youths of all ages, roast is a way to describe a insult as Lit Or Fire, after a person is “Roasted"one will either roast back, sayFuck you or get triggered, example
Person A:“Hahaha you noob, I'm the best and you all just lost to me"
Person B:Salty“Hey dude, acting like a dick wouldn't make YOURS ANY BIGGER!!! "
Nearby homo sapiens:OOOOHHHH ROASTED
OOOOOHHH ROASTED
I'm going to roast you
Why would I roast you if you are already ashes?

Roasted chicken Yum
by The smart mdm June 4, 2018
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Wonder Roast

A wonder roast is a holiday treat designed for those special occasions such as super seasonal saturdays. It consists of meat, of any variety, as chosen by the person preparing, and showed be enjoyed by all those in attendence of its unveiling.
Father: Ok kids, the Wonder Roast will be rady in 10 minutes.

Kids: Yes! Wonder Roast is my favorite! I can't wait! I'm so glad it's Super Seasonal Saturdays
by Whipsmog December 17, 2009
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dont roast back

when you roast on someone and they roast you back, say "dont roast back"
person a:yo mama eye broccoli
person b: yo mama fart so much i thought she was a gas station

person a: dont roast back
by Drewski21 February 15, 2012
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