When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.
Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.
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Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.
Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.
Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.
Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.
Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.
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Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods
Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted
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