RAID

"Retarded And Intelligent Disease."

A disease where someone is clearly intelligent, but still makes absurdly bad decisions. RAID spreads through social proximity — spending too much time around someone with RAID may cause you to start making questionable choices.

"John has a 160 IQ but just tried to microwave a fork. Pretty sure he's got RAID."

"John speaks multiple languages and has a physics degree, but goes to deliver a pizza and forgets the pizza"

"Don't sit next to John too long, his RAID might rub off on you."

by The Asylum Seeker July 17, 2025

Raid the room

To bust into a friend or family member room and destroy it while yelling "BOOOOOOOOOOM SHAKALAKA!!!"

I told my friends tonight we're going to raid the room and yell boom shakalaka.Created by Maranda Hatch

by Tickledatthang October 17, 2025

Raid

Owns com and everybody in it falls below him

I wanna fuck raid so hard here my daddy he's so hot

by Superscawyhackerman2 November 12, 2025

Raider Paranoia

The overwhelming anxiety experienced by players of Arc Raiders; wherein the player is jittery and plagued by a consistent fear of a.) being shot in the back while looting or attacking enemies; b.) being attacked and knocked while extracting from a round; or c.) being overwhelmed by Arc enemies and left to crawl to death out in the wild. Other experiences may vary and contribute to this condition.

Don’t play with Todd, he has Raider Paranoia and shoots any person or thing that moves.

Sorry, I’m hanging back so far, hyper-watching the skies, and moving slowly, team. I have Raider Paranoia.

by JamKamDiddly January 11, 2026

face-raid

The act of editing someone's social networking profile in a humorous, slanderous, or disgusting manner after finding they've left themselves signed in on an unattended computer.

Did you see Ed's profile? I guess he left his laptop signed in at the party, and he got face-raided.

by ZakTheDJ March 19, 2009

Emoticon Raid

Also known as a smiley attack. An emoticon raid is where a user on a forum or im posts loads of emoticons in one post. This annoys people a lot as it causes computers to slow down (especially low-end ones) and you have scroll the page for like 5 minutes to get past the post containing the emoticon raid.

User1: (loads of emoticons)
User2: WTF dude?
User3: He doing an emoticon raid.

by comega January 18, 2010

raunch raid

The theft of pornographic material from a residential source, most commonly among adolescent males. Can include videos, magazines, lubricants, toys, etc.

Hey, let's go raunch raid your parents room. I bet they've got tons of hot shit.

by RANTnRAVE(r) December 3, 2010