When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.
Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.
Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.
Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.
Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010
Get the Pulling an Oracle mug.1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
Examples of pull an Evony.
1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!
2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!
3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*
1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!
2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!
3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*
by Milo the Great July 15, 2010
Get the pull an Evony mug.Man 1: Hey man did you hear about the war in iraq?
Man 2: yea dude its pretty hectic
Man 1: reckon Australia is thinking about pulling a yusuf?
Man 2: yea dude its pretty hectic
Man 1: reckon Australia is thinking about pulling a yusuf?
by Mr.XY July 25, 2010
Get the Pulling a Yusuf mug.Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.
Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.
Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.
Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today
by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010
Get the Pulling a Darwin mug.John: Yeah that was a hilarious movie
Charlie: yeah it was haha
John: did you see the sequel?
John: Charlie......
10 minutes later
Charlie: John, I'm back, I was making sum hot pockets
John: god dammit Charlie, you just love pulling a Charlie dont you
Charlie: yeah it was haha
John: did you see the sequel?
John: Charlie......
10 minutes later
Charlie: John, I'm back, I was making sum hot pockets
John: god dammit Charlie, you just love pulling a Charlie dont you
by jaaaaan69 October 22, 2010
Get the Pulling a Charlie mug.1. Getting so angry that you completely shut yourself off from all outside communication. 2. Getting so mad, you delete/ban all of your friends involved from the internets.
by Topsy Kritt November 16, 2010
Get the Pulling a slant mug.To defend a mediocre artwork by explaining what it's "really" about, often using obscurantist language and references to other, better, artists. Named after Andy Warhol, an American pop artist and frequent defense shield for lazy, unimaginative and derivative artists.
1. Lady Gaga pulled an epic Warhol in that interview.
2. Bob: But you don't understand, Jesse. You don't actually dislike Frank Zappa, you just don't understand his hidden depths. *insert ontological treatise here*
Jesse: Bob! Don't pull a Warhol on me. You think Zappa's great; I don't. Let's leave it at that.
2. Bob: But you don't understand, Jesse. You don't actually dislike Frank Zappa, you just don't understand his hidden depths. *insert ontological treatise here*
Jesse: Bob! Don't pull a Warhol on me. You think Zappa's great; I don't. Let's leave it at that.
by Sijek May 31, 2010
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