Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

mouldy potato

Pussy destroyer ;)

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"

by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016

Potato 🥔

The One that got away 😥

Where's my potato 🥔?

by LxstLøve 999 February 14, 2022

potato pro

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.

look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.

by scooter wilson June 19, 2010

Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.

Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.

by Zakx October 9, 2018

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
#potatotank potatotank

Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u

by Adrian Rat January 30, 2020