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penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .
The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard
by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014
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penis equus

Formal version of horse cock

Check out a spanish stallion mid summer.
Alex Trebec: This is the formal term for horse cock...
Contestant: What is penis equus?
by nofx9019 February 15, 2010
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Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.
Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo
by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020
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penis cousins

a person who has had sex with the same girl as you is your penis cousin.
You Screwed her? Holy shit! WE're penis cousins!
by octavius March 9, 2004
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jesus penis

An extremely amazing penis which is not only long, but has girth and is pretty to look at.
"Dude, kyle has got a jesus penis!"
by kkbabi April 12, 2010
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Penis Repellent

A natural repellent that certain females tend to excrete. It causes males to be driven away from said female, resulting in her lack of sex. Examples of penis repellent are but are not limited to: being but ugly, smelling like rancid pussy, or even if she is the sexiest person you've ever seen, she may be a total bitch. That alone qualifies as instant penis repellent
Rndm Guy: Look! I don't care how fucking sexy you may be, you need to drop that bitch attitude if you ever want to stop excreting penis repellent!!!!! *Sexy chick flashes tits* Rndm Guy: Your wish is my command...
by Xero _ Manifest January 20, 2011
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Edging a penis

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.
John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis
by Your local bible November 20, 2017
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