turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke

Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side

by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021

As the World Turns

The best fucking Eminem song ever!!!!!!!!

Example 1
As the world turns is my favorite track off of The Slim Shady LP

Example 2 (True Story)
Me to my best friend sam: Yo sam, listen to this song I found on that USB my aunt gave me, it is quite possibly the best song of all time
Sam: ok, what is it?
Me: The best fucking song ever *Plays it*
Eminem: It all started when my mother took my bike away cuz I murdered my guinea pig & stuck him in the microwave
Sam: What in the actual muther fuck did I just hear?

by Krak Hed September 9, 2020

Turns out

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive

I've never kissed a dude. Turns out

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020

Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.

That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.

by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020

turning girls gay

when black women dont like big black pp its to big tyrone im gonna take the kids and bust

i took a porn hub pill then my pp shrunk to the size of a penne so my ROBLOX gf said i don't like your pp pics and then she recorded a porn hub vidow with another girl so thats the story of how i turned my 5 year old ROBLOX gf gay (im 50 so i turning 5 year old turning girls gay)

by y1uittywuyfuwguhg October 21, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Philly Turn

When a driver decides to make a left turn from the right lane, or left turn from the right lane usually cutting off other drivers and ultimately resulting in a possible crash. Most likely uninsured and unemployed trash.

I had to go buy a dash cam… I live in Philadelphia and you know those scumbag drivers are always making Philly Turns.

by Saturday. December 20, 2021