1. A ratchet slut whore who I fucked in the ass last night, then she toungue- punched my fart box and milked every last drop of nectar from my huge glue Uzi.
by BigDickKev11 December 18, 2017
Get the casey’s mommug. A lonely shy girl that comforts herself with lots of cats, which annoys the shit out of her boyfriend.
by MarcOli April 18, 2022
Get the Cat Mommug. by Beter_Biffin November 1, 2019
Get the Ian's Mommug. When one asks for some of your food, then takes an obnoxiously large bite out of it, similar to what a bite that a mother would take out of her children's food.
"Hey, can I have a little bit of that cinammon roll?"
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
by Michaleangelo Ferinni April 10, 2010
Get the Mom-Bitemug. That bitch in her minivan or suv with the jesus fish on the back who can't drive for shit and you want to kill.
by fuck off nigger May 14, 2003
Get the Soccer mommug. Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.
by Stealth Xykoliek October 9, 2006
Get the mom bathroommug. by yeseniababe November 19, 2009
Get the Jessica's Mommug.