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Noob sweat

A person playing a game will sometimes perspire if he is particularly anxious, immersed and concentrated. The product of this is called noob sweat, as a player highly routined in the game is less likely to do this. Genres often inspiring noob sweat are FPS and RTS.
Hey G-Dalf, we can smell your noob sweat!
by Martin K January 14, 2008
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noob complex

A scenario in which you are called a noob and have no power to rebuke it because you're a noob. Attempts to reject the fact will simply move you further down the noob chain.
Person A: "You're a noob."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."
by Tyranny of the Majority December 10, 2009
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Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.
Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
by Non noob420 October 26, 2009
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noob whack

death from noob melee on online games.
OMG joo gt noob whacked!!1111!!1111
by jambizz June 11, 2006
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noob dancer

in any shooting game, when a player tries to move around quickly, or jump around in order to avoid getting shot at by an enemy in close proximity, they are being a noob dancer (it is commonly used when the player is reloading, is using a grenade etc., in which they arent able to fire back at the enemy)
P1 approaches P2 from behind. P2 turns around and notices P1, so P2 starts to move around, crouch, jump, etc. Instead of shooting at him. P2 is considered a noob dancer for "dancing" instead of firing back
by dshiznit634 June 18, 2008
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sg noob

This stands for shot gun noob
or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.
Bob: That guy just came out of nowhere and shotguned me!
Joe:Yeh, he's a real sg noob
by sg noob hater October 6, 2010
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Noob's Opening

A chess opening using by noobs/newbs etc who think they know how to play the game, but actually lack the fundemental understanding and intelligence necessary for chess. The opening consists of:

1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...

At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:

...Nc6

to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:

3. Bc4

With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:

...g6

After which the noob will play:

4. Qf3

This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:

...Nf6

White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.

So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
The Noob's Opening is typically played by gobby teenage chess players who will talk trash during the game to try and distract the other player.
by BoomBox ChavCar October 4, 2009
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