doob noob

A doob noob is someone who is a noob at smoking doobies. Doob noobs inevetably end up juicing up your spliff with their big lips making it unpleasant to smoke, or if you roll filter-less doobs pinch off airflow completely making the doob impossible to smoke without modification.

Who's the doob noob who juiced the spliff.

Filter-less doobs are not for noobs.

by MC Redy March 6, 2011

rocket noob

a player (actually not even a player) who can only get a kill with a rocket launcher. normally found in halo.

Fallenangel: if you dont stop using that rocket or I will kick your f***ing @$$!!!!

noob: ur just jealous!!

Fallenangel: rocket noob

Fallenangel has quit the game

by Fallenangel5 January 28, 2010

noob slammed

While playing an online game, a new person kills(pwns), or beats, a more experienced player. To be slammed by a noob.

Little timmy just got this game today, man, and he banged you in the face! You just got noob slammed. You're teh suxorz!1!1!

by Me:) June 13, 2006

noob friday

Its pretty much self explanitory,
Its when noobs come out on call of duty, halo and other games, and forums.
everyone copies noobs on one day of the week.
and noobs can't understand it.

Its Noob Friday its almost like a holiday
let us all be noobs on friday

by Bakon February 11, 2008

Xbox Noob

A term ROBLOX players use to describe a player who only has the Xbox version and not a real account.

Guy 1: “Wow you are such an Xbox noob, you are even using the John skin!”

by debrisandbacon June 17, 2018

Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.

Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.

by Non noob420 October 26, 2009

noob complex

A scenario in which you are called a noob and have no power to rebuke it because you're a noob. Attempts to reject the fact will simply move you further down the noob chain.

Person A: "You're a noob."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."

by Tyranny of the Majority December 10, 2009