ur mom

the best insult in the history of insults. it could make any little bitch start crying

person 1: “you are ugly”
person 2: “ur mom”
person 1: *cries*

by urmothersbitch April 23, 2021

casey’s mom

1. A ratchet slut whore who I fucked in the ass last night, then she toungue- punched my fart box and milked every last drop of nectar from my huge glue Uzi.

Casey’s Mom makes me dinner every night after I drop my meat tube in her rotten clamshell.

by BigDickKev11 December 18, 2017

Mom-Bite

When one asks for some of your food, then takes an obnoxiously large bite out of it, similar to what a bite that a mother would take out of her children's food.

"Hey, can I have a little bit of that cinammon roll?"
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"

"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."

Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!

by Michaleangelo Ferinni April 10, 2010

Ian's Mom

A whore.

Going to fuck Ian's mom

Never mind, line was too long

by Beter_Biffin November 1, 2019

Soccer mom

That bitch in her minivan or suv with the jesus fish on the back who can't drive for shit and you want to kill.

soccer moms like balls

by fuck off nigger May 14, 2003

mom bathroom

Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.

Overly Fat Cartman: "MOM BATHROOM! BATHROOM!!"

by Stealth Xykoliek October 9, 2006

Jessica's Mom

The answer to everything and anything.

Jimmy: What does 2+2 equal?
Yesenia: Jessica's Mom.

by yeseniababe November 19, 2009