face-hat

an item worn on the head that's not quite a face mask but not quite a hat.

Guy: Did you see the face-hats those guys had on?
Girl: Yea man they're cool, do you want to come back to mine? I have bagels for breakfast.

wow man that's awesome, face-hats off to you!

by brendyman November 14, 2011

santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

Willy Hat

A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.

Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"

Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"

by Fuckyoumert August 27, 2008

Hat Fuck

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

by BlackLaceThong May 30, 2016

hat eater

Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alice and Wonderland usage

'He was mad as a hat eater'

by FrizzFraz August 11, 2008

mesh hat

A piece of high fashion circa 2002. Definitly out of style in 2004 and on.

Its 2004, why you wearing the Von Dutch mesh hat. You're last year's look you tool.

by Leandro October 25, 2004

hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021