Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .
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"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.
A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.
If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.
You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.
Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.
No P.h.d. required.
"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.
A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.
If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.
You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.
Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.
No P.h.d. required.
"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"
That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
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2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
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Get the Wet Monkey mug.A person that works at the back of tenpin bowling centers and fixes the machines.
Plays upon the fact that people used to restand pins manually before the automatic machines were produced.
Plays upon the fact that people used to restand pins manually before the automatic machines were produced.
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