ice cream machine

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

by the person who exists March 5, 2022

orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.

Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.

by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

The Machine Gun

"The Machine Gun" is when a guy gets a BJ from a random woman, and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA

Hey girl, wanna see The Machine Gun, (7 min later) RATATATTATATATATAT!!!!!!

by NumShotBoi August 3, 2017

Sex Machine

Someone who has sexual relations with not only the entire football team but the waterboy too.

Person 1: DUDE, Megan is such a Sex Machine!
Person 2: DUDE, Sex Machine is Megan!

by hpsedrnieaml January 23, 2011

Machine Gun Kelly

Colson Baker, known professionally as Machine Gun Kelly, is an American singer, rapper, songwriter, and actor. His debut album, Lace Up, was released in 2012, and was followed up with four subsequent studio releases. As an actor, Baker made his film debut in the 2014 romantic drama Beyond the Lights. His fandom EST (Everybody stands together) are loyal and supportive of his music since 2006 mixtapes. Machine Gun Kelly recently played Tommy Lee in a Movie about Mötley Crüe. He also did cameos in many movies, for example The King of Staten Island. Colson Baker is a father and founder of 27 Club Coffee. Lately he has dropped his first alternative rap album “Tickets to my Downfall” featuring Trippie Redd, Ian Doir, and Halsey. He is currently dating Megan Fox an American actress and model.

“Hey have you listened to Machine Gun Kelly’s new album?”
“Yeah. People everywhere are listening to it. It hit number 1 on Billboards top 200 Albums.”

by vertigo-onism January 3, 2021

Cheese Machine

guys with swag who like to party up at dan scamp

Cheese Machine's gettin weird

by Cheddar1221 June 19, 2011