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Crisis Lock Down Mode

When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.
Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.

Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.
by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011
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clit locket

When a girl is not in the mood for her clit to be pleasured with.
Girl: I had a bad day and I don't want want my clit rubbed

Guy: Stop being a clit locket !
by WeirdererDefine November 18, 2011
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Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.
Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"
by pauldonyc October 27, 2011
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G-LocK

G-LocK is a so called gang that comes from the square there code names consist of fucked up names that start with the letter G and they all think that theyre hard because they have SOME black in them. although some of them look like they are white and that they are 3
the name G-LocK comes from the gun called a GLOCK (please refer to glock and then you will see how much of a life g lock really doesnt have)
gonzo
glaze
ghost
gibbet
gprime
gazelle
gready
etc.
by Chantal February 14, 2005
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Lock Legion

A joke by the clockcrew. The lock Legion mainly consisted of members of ClockCrew that wanted to mess around
Hey Leek! I'm Going to Join teh Lock Legion cause it's funnah.
by BroccoliClock August 20, 2003
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stay locked on

imperative form of the verb 'to be locked on'.
origin: More Fire Crew, who describe themselves as 'one of the UK's leading garage music crews'. I must add here that 'leading', and garage being defined as 'music', are two points of personal contention.
At present MFC are engaged in a fierce and occasionally violent rivalry with fellow garage 'musicians' the 'So Solid Crew'. This leads on to the question often asked on the 'street', or in the 'hood', 'Are you More Fire or So Solid?'. The respondent's answer to said question can result in either:

a) a sound thrashing (if they nominate the rival crew)
b) cries of 'respect' or 'safe', if the interrogators share the same view

Thus to be 'locked on' is to be in touch with a situation, to understand and appreciate its significance. To 'stay locked on', is to remain up to date.
It is often used as a replacement for 'see you later' or 'goodbye'at the end of a conversation.
1. I'll see you in The Clifton later on mate, stay locked on.

2. Shit, that guy's staying properly locked on.

3. More Fire Crew say 'stay locked on', and come to our under-18s GCSE results day 'special' disco. Selecta!

4. Roger that, I've got him covered Maverick, i'm staying locked on...
by Boxman April 13, 2004
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Lock It Up

A command given to an annoying individual who won't stop talking, bitching, or rambling about something you don't want to hear about, or exposed to the public.
Sue: Did you hear what she said?
Sue: I'm gong to kill her!
Sue: Why would she say that?
Sue: Did you hear her say it?
Sue: Am i really getting fat?
Sue: What time did she say it?
Sue: Are you sure she knows we did it?

Ned: Enough already! LOCK IT UP!!!!
by mandamich3ll3 August 4, 2007
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