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forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.
Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.
by horse man July 28, 2007
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Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.
Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"
by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011
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Lesbian Dragon Buttsex

This term first originated on a private World of Warcraft RP server when it got messed over and stupid people got to play Dragons. There were some ERP freaks amongst them and basically all they did was have crazy lesbian dragon buttsex, even though some of them had other duties such as GMing. When the original server went down the biggest lesbian dragon buttsexer even made his own server to have lots of lesbian dragon buttsex all over the place.
"That server is full of lesbian dragon buttsex"
by Leo Head June 27, 2009
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lesbian sex slave

dude the boss totally treat me like a lesbian sex slave
by burger flipper July 2, 2006
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lesbian hat

This is were 2 lesbians put there entire head in to thier partners vagina- a lesbian hat.

It is a form of oral lesbian vagina sex.

The vagina must be wet to do this.
The vagina must be a bucket and very wet to participate in this form of oral sex- the lesbian hat.
by yositherobot March 15, 2011
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liquid lesbian

A woman who identifies herself as a heterosexual, but after several shots will make out with other women.
straight by day, gay by night.
Sarah Jo loves being with men and would never date a woman until she starts drinking and then becomes what the gay community calls, a liquid lesbian
by jazzy42000 October 25, 2010
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uhaul lesbian

The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.
John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.
by bitchbox42069 June 21, 2020
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