july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.

girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

julie parrish

Can be known as a captain save a hoe or bro. Always down for her ppl and can flip just as much shit to anyone as any of the jokesters around. Can also sum up the definition to be as simple as the most realest nd awesomeness friend one can ask for so if you ever meet julie parrish your a lucky fucker

Man i needa find me a julie parrish kinda friend not one these busta ass snohomish county fucks

by Thelilnigga22 October 22, 2017

July 28

This person is an ABSOLUTE HOMO and likes an unhealthy amount of penis.

"WOW they must be born on july 28"

by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022

July 3rd

July 3rd is national bully kisekui day

It’s July 3rd, that means we need to bully kisekui!

by kisekui July 2, 2021

July 16

July 16 is many things.
1.My Birthday
2.when the fog comes

3.Ice Cream Day
4.National Moon Day
5.Gareth Bales Birthday
That’s all really

“When is ur birthday?”
“July 16 why?”
“Oh that’s Skankhunt23s birthday”
“Nobody cares”

by skankhunt23 July 3, 2023

July 13

July 13th is overs day! But if your lonely I'm so sorry 😂

Random girl: hey babe it's July 13 so it's lovers day!
Random boy: oh cool good thing we're dating!

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021

July 29

National cuddles after sex day

Bob:Man that was good
Zack:let’s cuddle!
Bob:bro that’s gay
Zack:but it’s July 29th
Bob:understandable

by Totally not Pancho July 27, 2022