Jack Wood Day

4th February

A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona

It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day

derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek

mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like

by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022

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Headphone Jack

Something to plug your headphones into and what (possibly) phones today do not have

Bring the headphone Jack back1!1!!11!1!!1!11

by RiceEnjoyer731 October 14, 2022

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Jack Carr

he did it

"Jack Carrdid-it!"

by EYfifuodycdth March 19, 2023

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Jack Chain

The most talented and awesome electrician on the job site

WOW, did you see the pipe run and wiring that was done by jack chain?

by JACK CHAIN July 25, 2023

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Jack Bain

A devious figure that lurks around Scotland who loves kids.

jack Bain is an imposter

by Joh November 1, 2023

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fishing with Jack Twist

engaging in gay sex

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

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The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.

John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.

by 165er February 23, 2014

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