post up

A basketball term in which an offensive player pushes his ass into a defender in hopes to push the defender backwards. The goal is to get closer to the hoop and get a basket.

He better post up against lebron if you want to make a basket

by Naturecamper July 10, 2016

post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

by wowozy July 5, 2023

post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.

Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!

by TedEye January 18, 2012

Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

post holes

phenomenon resulting from lack of status updates on Facebook.

I checked my Facebook this morning and saw post holes. Greg must be on vacation again. He has not posted anything for a couple of days.

by demon71 September 1, 2010

spam-post

A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.

Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."

by T-S&J-H March 27, 2017

Post a Smelly

A fart

Damn dude, why did you have to "post a smelly" without warning me?

by dreambig26 December 10, 2010