SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012

Snowman Cookie-ed

When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.

Dude, I just snowman cookie-ed a guy that looked exactly like you at the gym.

by Bugger99 October 4, 2022

ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

Ed sheeran

The man hiding under Catluvr.69420’s bed

Ed Sheeran tried to drag me under my bed with him because I summoned him

by Caylee___ June 18, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Super sexy ranga and everyones favourite British rap artist.

Person 1: Have you heard of Ed Sheeran?

Person 2: yes everyone has you fuckwit, he's famous?!

by masturbation addict June 17, 2021

thats what thetly ed sheeran)

thats what thetly ed sheeran) is the ship name between thats what the mask is...💔 and akdens (secretly ed sheeran). they're really fucking gay.

do you ship thats what thetly ed sheeran)?
absolutely!

by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021

pull an ed

(A) To cop a feel

(B) Unsolicited touching

Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you

by D. Scotty July 8, 2017