i want you so bad like literally

It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.

i want you so bad like literally

by xtra_ordinary_queen_zia January 18, 2017

I like you for who you are

Something a guy says to:
a) get an ugly chick into bed
b) get a chick some self-esteem cuz he loves her (most of the time co-existing with above)

a)
*Why do you like me? I'm fat and ugly!
*Cuz I like you for who you are... now lets have some fun, k?
b)
*Omg! I am so fat and ugly, how can you stand me?
*I like you for how you are...

by MizMulenko May 31, 2004

i make you wet in the butt

The phrase "I make you wet in the butt" means some one is really hot/sexy and you feel a tingling sensation in your butt while also feeling like it's moist.

"That guy makes me so wet in the butt."
"I make you wet in the butt"

by Cpt. Wet Butt December 5, 2014

i love you with every fiber in my body

It means this girl/boy really truly loves you with every thing in them down to the last atom and molecule. Most people who say it are truly in love.

"I love you with every fiber in my body"

I loved him with every fiber in my body

by XxDefintion_MasterXx August 10, 2017

i will ruin you

An enraged individual with a personal vendetta towards someone else. The byproduct will certainly be social humiliation or at some extremes...death.

"You just fucked my ex boyfriend? I will ruin you." - Nicole

by MikeyLikesIt June 16, 2017

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

I said, you look fat in those pants!

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.

Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

by What the ? February 25, 2006