Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.

"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"

by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020

Ben Franklin Handshake

The action of two men tying their penises together to seal a deal, or give a brotherly handshake with the snakes

"Yo, let's seal it with a Ben Frankshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"

by The Illusive Writer January 6, 2025

Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.

dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.

by Steve0004 March 13, 2025

Scandinavian Handshake

The act of getting pegged.

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!

by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025

The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.

“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024