Haley Cruz

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Haley Cruz?

Person 2: Yeah isnt she that one little tiny 5'2 brown midget?

Person 1: Yeah

by Mksg February 28, 2024

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Haldean

The made up gibberish that porn bots spit out that describe all the hot moms in your area that want to fuck . The weird AI auto generated mumbo jumbo that sounds like it was written by an alien. Alien MILFS. Alien milfs in your orbit that want to fuck, but haven't the understanding of human pre-coital rituals.

"HOT MOMS IN YOUR AREA WANT TO FUCK!!!! NO REGISTRATION, NO PAYMENT, NO BULLSHIT!!! HALDEAN MOMS ALSO WANT COCK, AND A HORNY MOM OF THREE WANTS FRESH EIGHTEEN YO COCK!!!!!"

"MAMME EXY HALDEAN VOGLIONO ESSERE VICINE A TE, CAZZO!!!! NESSUNA REGISTRAZIONE, NESSUN PAGAMENTO, NESSUNA MERDA!!! ANCHE LE MAMME HANNO BISOGNO DI CAZZO, UNA MAMMA ARRAPATA, TRE TROIE VOGLIONO UN CAZZO FRESCO DI DICIOTTO!"

"SEXY HALDEAN MOMS THEY WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU FUCK!!!! NONE REGISTRATION, NONE PAYMENT, NONE SHIT!!! ALSO MOMS HAVE NEED COCK, A HORNY MOM THREE SLUTS WANT A FRESH COCK OF EIGHTEEN!"

by The one true Haldean May 18, 2024

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Haleigh

Haleigh is a stinky rat that can accompany you on any journey. Watch out though she bites!

Person 1: OMG DID THAT GIRL JUST BITE YOU!?
Person 2: Yah bruh don't worry she's just a Haleigh.

by ~sToPsNiFfInGmYtOeS~ May 27, 2024

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Haley

A late 50s term for being publicly ashamed of a relationship one otherwise adores. Derived from TV actress Haley Stonefield’s secretive dating life during the period. Can be used with all genders. Not to be confused with the name Haley.

“I thought Brett and Martha were dating, they seem so distant.”

“They are she’s just a haley.”

by Jeff1896 May 31, 2024

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