Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

Win

Some guy with big dik energy

"Damn is that Win"

by CrisTheWu November 24, 2021

Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus

Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.

by themotoboy April 2, 2011

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by dandoonii November 27, 2023

Nah, I'd Win

The phrase "Nah, I'd win" refers to a frame in the manga series Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) in Chapter 221 where the character Satoru Gojo says the phrase. The frame was re-translated by various manga sites like VIZ, changing it from "No" to "Nah, I'd win" to match a callback to Chapter 3. The phrase became an exploitable in late 2023, as meme creators recaptioned the speech bubble and replaced Gojo with different characters from JJK and elsewhere, referencing other anime, cartoons, and subcultures. The Nah I'd Win meme trended en masse on TikTok and Reddit, peaking in November 2023. Chapter 221 of Jujutsu Kaisen was released on April 23rd, 2023, on VIZ and other websites.

Friend: "Yo dude that guy looks pretty strong are you sure you could beat him in a fight?"
You: "Nah, I'd Win."

by Bozy Perozy February 14, 2024

Win

You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.

Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024