dinner with Cthulhu

(Idiom) To conspire with an evil entity to commit a malicious act only to realize later that you were the one being prayed upon all along; often said when actions are done to spite one group with the results being detrimental to your own.

(See own the libs)

The right thought they could have dinner with Cthulhu by sowing mistrust in the vaccine and public health officials, but this backfired spectacularly. Now they must scramble to reverse the damage done because no one trusts anything they say anymore.

They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.

by Onat-ural December 22, 2021

Dinner Dick

When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.

That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.

by Ballgrambler December 13, 2022

Done like a dinner

To be completely defeated, often unfairly, in a contest or competitive situation.
Utterly defeated or outwitted. All over and done with. Finished.

Australian slang.

The fact is, you were done like a dinner by a superior team.

by cooperoxide September 10, 2025

juul dinner

The act of not eating dinner, butt instead using nicotine from a Juul to suppress your appetite.

Mike: Hey bro, I had chicken parm last night, what’d you eat?
Ben: I didn’t get any food, i had a Juul dinner.

by sknnylgnd August 17, 2019

Washing Dinner

The act of washing your Vagina and/Or Booty

"How about you go wash my dinner for tonight? Go start Washing Dinner"

by Ulfberht November 11, 2019

TV Dinner

Someone who is ice cold and packin a solid piece of meat

TV Dinner: Bro I just fucked your mom
Plebian: That's ice cold son

by S0meRand0mB0i June 15, 2021

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma February 6, 2017