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DICK FARM

A PUSSY you have given birth with that is your ONLY VAGINAL FUCK to the point of possessiveness by the FUCKER.

ANAL ALAN sex deprived.
Look IMELINDA I earned my keep of my DICK FARM so you FUCK WHEN I say so and all FUCKING is using the big OPPOSITE first IN then OUT.and so on...

I need a FAG DICK FARM to catch up and this is the scoop I am the FAG and you are the DICK FARM.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 17, 2021
mugGet the DICK FARMmug.

he bought the farm

bought the farm
It comes from a 1950s-era Air Force term meaning “to crash” or “to be killed in action,” and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying, return home, buy a farm, and live peaceably ever after.
Where’s Josh?
Haven’t you heard? He bought the farm.

He got drunk and went out on his motorcycle … Poor guy bought the farm.
by Barrymtl January 10, 2022
mugGet the he bought the farmmug.

Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.
Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?
by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021
mugGet the Butt Plug Farmmug.

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
by Fogwater January 6, 2024
mugGet the Turd farmingmug.

quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".
I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.
by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015
mugGet the quarter farmmug.

content farm

A content farm is a person/group in the internet who are exploited by trolls creating funny/troll/humiliating content.
yo, that e-girl is a content farm
by iviooxx April 27, 2024
mugGet the content farmmug.

Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.
Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup
A: “ Farm Aid”
by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021
mugGet the Farm aidmug.

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