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fucking moron

One who fails to realize the difference between an intelligent argument and a string of profanities.
On the Newgrounds forums, the user 70TA is a fucking moron
by Chaoslight November 8, 2003
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fucking by the book

Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
by Rahul55 August 17, 2008
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fucking bitch

A combination of the words fuck and bitch that when put together make something that is PURE EVIL!!!!
Fuck you man, fuck you! You know the fuck what, you're a FUCKING BITCH!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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THREE FUCKING DOTS

What Lou does when someone uses any more or any less than 3 fucking dots...
Stupid cretin: Oh..

Lou: THREE FUCKING DOTS. IT'S 3 FUCKING DOTS.
by Cathdud June 27, 2011
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suck my fucking cock

A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.
Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.

Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!

Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?

Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!
by A Man called Horse September 16, 2013
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trolled like a fucking pookar

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you
<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar
by sitar hero November 12, 2009
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Fucking Math

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors
by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010
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