joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
you're a total joshua david evans
by ew poop is gross July 06, 2018
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T-cake evans

t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape
"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"
by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 08, 2021
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Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.
Alexander Evans is a huge bot.
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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Evan Zarbo

A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade
Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is
by CryoDead October 08, 2019
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corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot
Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him
by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025
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robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
by Dr floppy schlong July 08, 2017
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Evan major

He so EVAN MAJOR JACKSON that’s why I like him
by Thisguy33333 November 23, 2021
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