Ass eating

Ass eating can be best described as happiness at its fullest peak.

*hey Noah, would you love to eat some ass tonight?

*sure I love me some ass eating

by Fucksinthebutt69 August 15, 2018

Ass eating grin

A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.

Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.

by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010

eating fist

Eating fist is the non nasty way of saying I suck did and I like it, unless you are younger than 9 or in a fight it's OK.

Man I like eating fist bro, how 'bout you ?

by Bitchdufuquwant August 18, 2016

eating cat

Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.

If you believe that, you're eating cat.

by SlowReading July 24, 2012

Eating ass

Anilingus. Practiced by homosexuals and closeted gay men in denial. As a deviant and destructive practice, it may qualify as a mental illness. Strongly linked with coprophilia (scat fetish).

Joe finds an outlet for his unfulfilled homosexual desires through eating ass.

by Rational man September 27, 2020

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!

Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"

by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008