by drunk driver December 10, 2013
Get the monkey drivermug. (n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
Get the Schizo Drivermug. "Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018
Get the Bus Drivermug. A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.
That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.
by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011
Get the digital drivermug. The new excuse for prices of everything going up, though prices of things not delivered by trucks, such as rent or TV streaming/cable is also going up a faster rate in the last year or so than it had the years before, when things had been somewhat steady.
The people making a fortune off the pandemic aren't limited to price gouging items on the internet websites or in stores, they also raise prices for the same TV service for example, and would still cut a few channels from the list of channels you had so that you don't really have any realistic options besides terminating service or paying more. Saying there are a shortage of truck drivers (a problem created by the same people making money off masks/vaccines/medical supplies and restrictions/rules/laws/mandates/guidelines they created) is just another excuse for them to take more money than they already are from people, and give nothing back to them.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
Get the Truck driversmug. Where stanky and fish girls go to school and need to learn how to take showers. Fiens and wanna be potheads everywhere. Some of the nastiest people go here. People think they are cool for saying the n word and throwing up gang signs. Just try your best to stay away from driver middle school and high school.
by Poopy.head345 October 9, 2019
Get the Driver middle schoolmug. Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
Get the Tesla drivermug.