One-deck

To have one deck. Or to have One-Deck? that is the question...Well to have have One-Deck is to sleep with one of my so-called friends, and to be male

I'm gay. I've had One-Deck!!!!

by big gay al June 17, 2003

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

spicy tech deck

fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.

Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?

by Pickels bff September 25, 2011

Swab the Deck

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)

"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!

by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010

decks

When something hurts or decked means someone been beaten badly in a game or physically.

my chest decks

mate you got decked

by Connor B May 16, 2006

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

on deck

1.) to be on or under the influence of marijuana
2.) to have marijuana in your possession that you plan to sell

1.) your eyes are blasted man, are you on deck?
2.) hey bill i need a gram by tonight, are you on deck?

by TFS October 1, 2005