crack a fatty

NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis

On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

crack dealing

An individual who wears his pants so low that you can see his butt crack.

Dude check out that guy bending over, he's doing some major crack dealing.

by Parfumes4me July 28, 2006

crack slut

A slut that will suck your dick for something as little as crack.

Your a crack slut....

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

crack-a-lackin'

use as u would use what's cracking? replace crackin with crack-a-lackin'

what's crack-a-lackin'??

by carebearbaby March 20, 2004

chef's crack

the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.

antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.

by pyrogenetix November 15, 2006

You're cracked

To imply that someone's action, speech or views outrageous, can be used as a replacement for (you're insane, crazy, deranged)

Examples
Kai: (Say's something outrageous)
Jordan : You're cracked bro

Kevin:(Hit's another persons vehicle)
Stranger in Vehicle : Are you F***ing cracked (*In rage*)

Region of use: South of England

What did you say ? you're cracked

by bushido.py March 14, 2022

Crack butter

The smelly sweat mixed with shit found in the crack of an ass.

After working all day, Jim noticed the smell of crack butter coming from his pants.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005