unbox the couch

Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.

Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.

Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.

by jefficient September 7, 2013

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Couch Whore

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.

"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

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knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught October 31, 2011

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couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.

"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."

by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

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Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

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