The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole, could you reach that for me?
by cole's friends October 02, 2020
by The real Gerg May 15, 2022
The human embodiment of a beluga whale. The kind of guy that is morbidly obese and balding in his late teens. Cleans shitty skid Mark toilets for a living.
Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
by Sillycatgurl January 28, 2024
by coley boy November 23, 2021
Cole is a sweet, loving, and outgoing person. He'll make you laugh and his smile just melts your heart. He may have a big nose, but his is literally so perfect. He's is definitely a player, he gets all the girls. Some times he'll act like he's gay, but in the end you still love him and you know want to give him that gluc gluc 9000. Cole is also very handsome.
by smiley_b**** March 11, 2021
cole is the most perfect boy ever. no other males in the world can compare. his dreamy eyes will make your heart melt and his looks will make you lovesick. he is the kindest and the sweetest. he will always be there for you and is very understanding. but you gotta find another cole because this one is special and more importantly hes mine.
by sxrx November 01, 2020