A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.
"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
Get the cock crippler mug.A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
Get the nipple cripple mug.He is a homie and runs a town Called garawood in his gang called cripion crew there leader is there dad who joe has a bond with they are mad bros and love Alia and girls plus they say it’s an honour to be one of them
by Joe crisps November 28, 2018
Get the JOE cripps mug.A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair
If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma
If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma
by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018
Get the Paul Cripplemore mug.Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
Get the Keyboard cripple mug.Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
Get the Keyboard cripple mug.I'm finna crip walk for that girls coochie, since its October 7th, International Crip Walk For Coochie Day.
by Crip Walk For Coochie Master October 7, 2019
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