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Catch 44

A catch-44 is a situation where funding and support is said to be available from government bodies however defining eligibility for the funding and how to properly articulate the application restricts access by those that most require it.

The term was coined by Hayden Stowell in 2015 in his frustration to establish eligibility for research and development funding from Callaghan Innovation, a Crown entity of New Zealand with the task of making New Zealand business more innovative.

This dilemma further exasperated the fast growing indigenous māori tech start-up community with other Crown entities following suit with confusing and poorly articulated application questionnaires combined with frustratingly inefficient systems to qualify and process submitted applications.

Although conceived in jest based on the paradoxical Catch 22 phrase, the seriousness and frequency of similar dilemma’s saw the phrase become widely adopted in other parts of the world. Catch 44 is now a widely used phrase to describe any situation where funding or valuable contracts have been promoted by either the government or public sectors, however securing them seems virtually un-achievable to all but a very select few for the reasons mentioned above.
"The state government constantly says how there is significant funding available for projects such as ours. The catch 44 is that it is virtually impossible to secure due to how complicated the application process is."
by Liddle_Razkal July 16, 2018
mugGet the Catch 44mug.

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
by Rasus January 31, 2015
mugGet the to catch the crazy turkeymug.

Catch

A term used to signify shade has been throw.
“Yes I think you a dumb Ho that ain’t got no sense! CATCH!”
by anonymous June 29, 2023
mugGet the Catchmug.

catch twenty fuck

It's a fuck situation that a 22 can't get you out of
When my truck went over the cliff i was in a catch twenty fuck situation
by Mikkiscarbelly November 11, 2020
mugGet the catch twenty fuckmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.
I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.
by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022
mugGet the ranch catchmug.

Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.
I did a catch and release on David last night.
by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019
mugGet the Catch and releasemug.

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