king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff

person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"

by Paradoxical14 April 07, 2023

Bloody Buttholes

A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!

Anthony and James were bored at work, so they decided to play a game of bloody buttholes.

by SkadooshMF July 06, 2024

Tanzanian butthole stare

A stare typically done by those wanting to use power borrowed from the god "Bunghole Mathias"

Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!

by Dizzy3xf December 28, 2024

Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

butthole borage

getting hammered up the ass for hours on end

Timmy: my boyfriend and i had the biggest butthole borage last night

by jeremiah chandler March 30, 2008

gay butthole sex

two men vigorously having anal sex

I walked on on my dad and uncle having gay butthole sex.

by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 29, 2024

butthole price

The price of a good or service that is equivalent to being forcefully raped in the ass because you could have paid a lot less else where.

I don't shop at dealerships, because they charge butthole prices.

by Wougits & Wisc January 26, 2016