Naked Scorpion

A scorpion fall but naked and done intentionally

He was trying to impress her with the naked scorpion.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

sleep naked day

These are the days where you are supposed to sleep naked and freely!

Did you know today is Sleep Naked Day?

by Zaccy132 September 29, 2019

Naked hillbilly

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*

We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakin’ the rest of the day

by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024

Naked

You

A person with no clothes on

Hey you’re naked you going for hello weeny

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

butt ass nake on the turl

a crazy shit so brutal the only option is to take off all your clothes

person 1: what took you so long?
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025